Thursday 15 May 2014

Teddy Bears Fight for Rights


Stuffed animals from across Canada met today on the lawns in front of Parliament Hill in Ottawa to give the clear message that their numbers would no longer go uncounted. A spokes-bear for the group said that they have “been stuck on the shelf for too long! Now it is time for their stuffed feelings to be heard.”
“There are approximately 2.2 stuffed animals per person in this country,” said foreign supporter Paddington, a native of England. “This makes a total of over 600,000,000 stuffed animals who are never given one stitch of thought.”
The new Equal Rights organization for the group, FCOC, Fuzzy Citizens of Canada, has been labouring for recognition and equality for all stuffy’s since the Grund fiasco of 1997. They expect to be heard in parliament some time this week, followed by milk and cookies with the Prime Minister, provided he has not been grounded by his Mommy.
Persons interested in supporting the FCOC can send donations or cozy bwankies to 22 Twain, Toyland B.C. 0O0 B0Y.
Yes, this is a joke. Please DO NOT send blankets or money. DO enjoy :)

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